I Don't Know

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An algorithm combs through the universe of knowledge known as Wikipedia, beloved by plagiarizers of all ages, and saves its entries. A text is generated in which a narrator denies knowing anything about any of these entires.

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I Don't Know

I'm not well-versed in Literature. Sensibility - what is that? What in God's name is An Afterword? I haven't the faintest idea.

And concerning Book design, I am fully ignorant. What is 'A Slipcase' supposed to mean again, and what the heck is Boriswood? The Canons of page construction - I don't know what that is. I haven't got a clue. How am I supposed to make sense of Traditional Chinese bookbinding, and what the hell is an Initial?

Containers are a mystery to me. And what about A Post box, and what on earth is The Hollow Nickel Case? An Ammunition box - dunno. Couldn't tell you.

I'm not well-versed in Postal system. And I don't know what Bulk mail is or what is supposed to be special about A Catcher pouch.

I don't know what people mean by 'Bags'. What's the deal with The Arhuaca mochila, and what is the mystery about A Bin bag? Am I supposed to be familiar with A Carpet bag? How should I know? Cradleboard? Come again? Never heard of it. I have no idea. A Changing bag - never heard of it.

I've never heard of Carriages. A Dogcart - what does that mean? A Ralli car? Doesn't ring a bell. I have absolutely no idea. And what the hell is Tandem, and what is the deal with the Mail coach?

I don't know the first thing about Postal system of the United Kingdom. Please don't talk to me about The Postcode Address File.

I also don't know about Postcodes in the United Kingdom. And I have never been to The London postal district.

I definitely don't know anything about Post towns in postcode areas covering London. Do people even go to London?

I'm also not conversant with Arthurian locations. Camelot - how should I know what that is?

Mythological kingdoms, empires, and countries are unfamiliar to me. Shambhala - doesn't ring a bell. Kingdom of Saguenay - I don't know how to begin. I haven't the foggiest idea. Shangri-La, is that even a thing?

I'm not familiar with Life extension. Sierra Sciences - I don't understand that. What in the world is Cryonics? Wouldn't know.

I'm completely ignorant of Privately held companies based in Nevada. I don't have any idea what Cashflow Technologies is. Where is Barton's Club 93? I just don't know about that. I also have no clue what 3G Studios is.

I haven't kept up on Video game companies of the United States. ESim Games - I don't understand this. What, in the name of all that is holy, is Reaxion, and what is Industrial Toys anyway? Damned if I know. I also have no idea what UFO Interactive Games is.

I also couldn't tell you what Companies based in Sunnyvale, California are about. I couldn't tell you about SearchFox.

I don't know any Software companies of the United States. Brandlive - not my area of expertise.

And I'm not hip to Companies based in Portland, Oregon. What's up with CD Baby? And what is Glass Alchemy? I don't have any idea. Stumptown Coffee Roasters - don't know.

Don't ask me about Articles created via the Article Wizard. Don't ask me what The Ryerson Index is. I'm also certain that I've never heard of Shaista Khan Mosque or what the deal with The Speckled Chub is. I haven't the remotest idea. I don't have any idea who Martin Heydt is.

Concerning Australian websites, I am fully ignorant. Oneflare - I don't know what that is. And what is Blackle? What the hell?

I'm not well-versed in Energy conservation. I don't know what Energy-Efficient Ethernet is or how I'm supposed to know something about A Low-energy house.

I don't know what people mean by 'A Building'. Builders' rites - not my field. Earthbag construction - I don't even know where to start. No idea.

I also know nothing about Construction trades workers. I'm sorry, did you say 'A Plasterer'?

Crafts are a mystery to me. The American Craft Council - never heard of it. A Craft - dunno. I can't tell you that.

And I don't know the first thing ab

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